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coyotelips:

MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAYYYY

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dontbearuiner:

theorlandojones:

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jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Orlando Jones stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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theorlandojones really should see this one… ;)

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Approved with some slight proposed modifications:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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When Trollando stumbles into his fandom on Tumblr:

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ORLANDO JONES IS A TREASURE.

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aantifreeze:

none evans with left boob

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kerevat:

y’all realize these are relatively basic activities right. y’all are flipping shit because this person said “i want to have sex with you, but i also want to do other normal activities besides sex”. u do realize that is a very regular occurrence right. that u can have sexual feelings for someone and also want to spend time with them. this concept seems new to y’all. 

commentary like this makes me sad because what percentage of romance films aren’t selling you a Happy Ever After? literally romanticizing a healthful, normal relationship certainly isn’t harmful and i’d obviously argue it does society a lot of good.

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hey tumblr how about a FUCKING FUNCTIONAL COMMENT FEATURE? how about something on my activity page so i can sort comments out from “notes”

hard to have a dialogue with likes and reblog notifications in the way

not to mention, wow, it sure would be awesome if i could just click on someone’s comment on my post to reply. this sytem fucking sucks and i miss LJ

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tramampoline:

whatsdifferentincanada:

50% of Canadians live in the red areas 

the other half lives in the blue waters of the great lakes, our invisible amphibians brethren

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tranxio:

"average person hath borne me on his back 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is the most brilliant one of these things I’ve ever seen.

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

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