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tramampoline:

whatsdifferentincanada:

50% of Canadians live in the red areas 

the other half lives in the blue waters of the great lakes, our invisible amphibians brethren

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sharkchunks:

tranxio:

"average person hath borne me on his back 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is the most brilliant one of these things I’ve ever seen.

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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insanitysrequiem:

cautionlazer:

instead of spending 17000 dollars on dashcon let’s spend 17000 dollars on a remake of The Producers about the events of DashCon

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"You know, it’s absolutely amazing! Under the right circumstances, a conrunner could make more money with a flop then he could with a hit!"

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"Yes, you keep saying that, but you don’t say how.

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"Well, it’s simply a matter of creative accounting."

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"So in order for our scheme to work, we’d have to create a surefire flop!"

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"Step 1! We find the worst userbase ever assembled."

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"Step 2! We hire the worst staffers in town!"

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"Step 3! I raise $17,000!"

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"$17,000?!"

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"Yes! $8500 for me, $8500 for you. There’s a lotta gullible 12-year-olds out there!"

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"Step 4! We hire the worst panelists in town and open in Illinois, and before you can say ‘Step 5…’"

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"We close in Illinois, take our $17,000, and go to Rio!”

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~We can do it~

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phoenixings:

what if you woke up and found your blogtitle tattooed on your body

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  • Question: can you recommend indie movies - Anonymous
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    cinecat:

    • raiders of the lost ark
    • the last crusade

    you can skip temple of doom and crystal skull

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sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

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tentakrule:

Godzilla being kawaii with palette #3 for butaneandthebeast.

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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squiddlesward:

Fancasting

Danny Devito as Wario

Benedict Cumberbatch as Waluigi

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