THAT PLACE WHERE I POST THINGS

say-shell:

thefunniestpost:

heyfunniest:

my life is complete

Hysterical!

#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET 

(via blameitonthesilence)

Zippers were invented in 1851.

That blows my fucking mind.

motherjones:

This 17-year-old girl beat out 80 male programmers to invent an app so that Twitter will never spoil Game of Thrones ever again (it lets you block out key characters and phrases.)

artsludge:

cat robot doodle *u*

I WANT IT

(via pyrrhovo)

mandatoryupgrades:

“Hey Clint, what can I do for you?”

“Yeah…I need a favour. I need a custom arrow made.”

“Sure thing! What does it need to do? Explode? Poison? Shoot ropes?”

“Hack.”

“…So…like, a miniature axe head or…”

“No, I need it to have mini plugs that can fit the Helicarrier’s sockets.”

“…Couldn’t you just use a memory stick like everyone else?”

“No, because…because…oh! What if I’m trapped in an air duct and have to get data from a computer across the room?”

“I…guess, but how would you retrieve…”

“Oh, also I need you to put a virus on it that hacks into the main computer system and shuts off the Helicarrier’s engines.”

“…”

“…”

“I don’t think…”

“Look, let me put this another way. You make this for me, or I’ll stick an arrow where the sun don’t shine. Sideways.”

(via brucebannersbadmanners)

ottluuk:

slight detour, 2013

i-be-royalty:

Get ready for a major remodel, fellas! We’re back in hardware mode.

(via ringasunn)

Trust me, I know. I’m good at this stuff. I’ve been looking for a suitable replacement for palladium. I’ve tried every combination, every permutation of every known element.

(via scratch-the-maven)

Avengers + Helicarrier

(via agentwards)