my life is complete
#NO THEFUNNIESTPOST DOT TUMBLR DOT COM #THIS IS NOT HYSTERICAL #THIS IS HOW A MOTHERFUCKING FAN WORKS #THERE IS NOTHING HYSTERICAL ABOUT MECHANICAL ENGINEERING FUCKNUGGET
(via blameitonthesilence)Source: cineraria
Zippers were invented in 1851.
That blows my fucking mind.
This 17-year-old girl beat out 80 male programmers to invent an app so that Twitter will never spoil Game of Thrones ever again (it lets you block out key characters and phrases.)
“Hey Clint, what can I do for you?”
“Yeah…I need a favour. I need a custom arrow made.”
“Sure thing! What does it need to do? Explode? Poison? Shoot ropes?”
“…So…like, a miniature axe head or…”
“No, I need it to have mini plugs that can fit the Helicarrier’s sockets.”
“…Couldn’t you just use a memory stick like everyone else?”
“No, because…because…oh! What if I’m trapped in an air duct and have to get data from a computer across the room?”
“I…guess, but how would you retrieve…”
“Oh, also I need you to put a virus on it that hacks into the main computer system and shuts off the Helicarrier’s engines.”
“I don’t think…”
“Look, let me put this another way. You make this for me, or I’ll stick an arrow where the sun don’t shine. Sideways.”
(via brucebannersbadmanners)Source: mandatoryupgrades
every single girl scout related thing i’ve read makes me love them even more
It’s awesome they’re doing this, the next step is figuring out how to build upon this for non-Girl Scout girls as well.