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Posts Tagged: some people call this comedy

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percypan:

transgender? no u heard me wrong i am trainsgender *runs you over* choo choo

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Source: percyo

overratedthought:

swimminganimeofficial:

a school of art from purrrr-lin
quick someone come up with more cat puns

Actually this is referencing the band, fronted by Peter Purr-phy.

Purrsonally I prefur the arcatechtural mewvment from Waltur Gropaws (and Mews van der Rohe)

overratedthought:

swimminganimeofficial:

a school of art from purrrr-lin

quick someone come up with more cat puns

Actually this is referencing the band, fronted by Peter Purr-phy.

Purrsonally I prefur the arcatechtural mewvment from Waltur Gropaws (and Mews van der Rohe)

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Source: pos-apocalise

do-you-have-a-flag:

YEAH TOAST!!!!

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING

FOR THIS SPECIFIC RECORDING

FOR

SO

LONG

(via mundanesundays)

Source: SoundCloud / user664137

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You know what would be funny though

You know

If someone managed to fabricate Ununpentium or Ununseptium* or the like and it was just so impossibly unstable but they DID it so they get the naming convention and because of its instability they actually named it Unobtainium

THEN I WOULD LAUGH.

*okay go figure I actually checked wikipedia and both of them have been synthesized to a small degree but WORK WITH ME HERE

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hiccupartist:

borrowed some kitchen appliances from an old rival and i still haven’t given them back. you know what they say… keep your friends close and your enemy’s toaster

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Source: hiccupartist

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Source: poor-mans-tardis

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ebmajor:

perlahaha:

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

omg

i can’t

(via jellyfishumbrella)

Source: perlahaha

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What do you call it when Natalie Portman smashes words together to make new ones?

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porygon420:

i put the sexy in dyslexia

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Source: lanadelnope

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ruraldictionary:

DID DINOSAURS HAVE PERIODS

the jurassic period 

Idk, chickens and reptiles don’t, do they?

Bats do, though.

(via notsufferingfrominsanity)