Posts Tagged: some people call this comedy

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unsurpassedtravesty:

dutchster:

hey

I am, in fact, on the record as saying that all cat meowing is inflections on the word ‘hey.’

Dogs, meanwhile, express only one thought when they bark: dog.  Not “I am a dog,” or “dogs exist,” but the sheer platonic truth that is “Dog.”  This is why one dog barking will set off others: the sheer ecstatic joy of the truth of Dog drives them to a fever pitch.

(via cleolinda)

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wilwheaton:

jetgreguar:

baconmoose:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

SIGH.

I’M SO ANGRY

FLATTERY, CARL!

wilwheaton:

jetgreguar:

baconmoose:

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.

SIGH.

I’M SO ANGRY

FLATTERY, CARL!

(via kantpunch)

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awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

hungarian:

do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes

ur son is so stupid, he thinks your birthday is on mother’s day

ur son is so uncool, he’s the cause of global warming

(via billyrandomnerd)

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veeisagenderneutralname:

can’t there be a boob transferring system, like oh you want more boob, i want less boob, here is boob, now we have a twin-like connection and can sense when the other is in trouble

wonder twins lactivate.

(via sashaa-blouse)

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leupagus:

disappointingpopsiclejokes:

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

HOW IS THIS A DISAPPOINTING POPSICLE JOKE

(via anniethechoirnerd)

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small groups of rogue scientists

STEM cells

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What do you call it when a hyperintelligent shade of the color blue kills itself via poisoning

…cyanide

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alt-j:

hey-cassbut:

alt-j:

using the word “punny” in a joke should be punishable by death

don’t you mean punny-shable by death??

i.

i am so angry

(via notsufferingfrominsanity)

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songbirdwithcaptions:

ELIZABETH RECENTLY OPENED TEAR TO DIDNEY WORL FOR SUMMER VACATION AND SONGBIRD TOOK PHOTOS TO REMEMBER TRIP. IT STRANGELY REMIND SONGBIRD OF COLUMBIA/BIOSHOCK INFINITE.

WHY LIGHTHOUSE TURN INTO FAST FOOD RESTAURANT.

WHY MOTORIZED PATRIOT DANCING WITH LIGHTS.

BECAUSE DIDNEY WORL MAGIC. 

<(°◇°)> 

(via bip-bop-bam-lookit-this-lamb)

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