Posts Tagged: puns

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spangefucker:

spangefucker:

yeah but…. what’s the point of using slurs

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aglaja:

besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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hegel-hey:

young adult novel about hemophilia in russian royal families called the fault in our tsars. 

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wetmyplants:

beemovieruinedmylife:

wolfchurros:

jesuschristvevo:

what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2

BEE MOVIE 2: PLAN BEE

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the url makes this post

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penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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pinstripehourglass:

and the rocket’s red glare

bob-ombs bursting in air

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a-silly-person:

uusoae:

Ok but in french the sorting hat becomes le Choixpeau which is an excellent pun on choix (choice) and chapeau (hat) and I weep that this isn’t possible in English

CHOIXPEAU

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dirty-rotten-scoundrel:

I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

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