Posts Tagged: puns

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chihok:

Security gamera

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softlycanthropy:

thor’s having a rare quiet dinner with his brother, loki. “your daughter tried to kill me last week. again,” says thor casually, setting down his tankard of mead. ”she’s out of control.”

loki nods. “hella.”

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knightoflime:

Something that not many people know is that a movie sequel to The Great Gatsby was planned, but it didn’t get the green light

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jawnwats:

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nae-pals:

thats-slightly-raven:

they should make red berry tea in tampon shaped teabags so it looks like you’re infusing your hot water with period blood

This, ladies and gentlemen is an example of a bad idea.

Talk shit all you want my teapons will make me a millionaire

TEAPONS

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kvothetheraving:

lycanthrope? no you misheard me. i’m a lichenthrope. i turn into moss at the full moon

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wearethemakersofmanners:

irene adler’s fatal flaw wasn’t ‘sentiment’ it was an inability to let a pun go unmade and I can identify with that

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all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

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