Posts Tagged: puns

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vampyres-of-celestial-intent:

Yesterday at work I was stacking boxes of eggs and I upset a shelf of whisks on top of me. As about 50 whisks showered upon me, a bearded man walking along the corridor stopped, said “that looks like whiskey business”, and kept on walking without another word.

(via khaleesisaysfuckyou)

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4/20 praise it

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the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(via nooby-banana)

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dudewithabow:

holy shit I only just realised that Grant Ward and Clint Barton’s ship name would literally be…

wait for it…

hawkward

(via kingof40thieves)

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worsedreams:

whatsacanada:

A popular Christian band called nuns n roses

I think you mean nuns n moses 

(via thereverendtholomevvplague)

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chihok:

Security gamera

(via lopsidedown)

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softlycanthropy:

thor’s having a rare quiet dinner with his brother, loki. “your daughter tried to kill me last week. again,” says thor casually, setting down his tankard of mead. ”she’s out of control.”

loki nods. “hella.”

(via punnyknitwit)

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