Posts Tagged: puns

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karenhealey:

moniquill:

Oh honey, that’s just how old houses are. They settle. They sometimes creak or groan, or quietly weep, or demand blood sacrifice in voices that sounds like the fluttering wings of a thousand moths. It’s just the house settling. For whatever it can get. Go back to sleep.

I am trying to sleep you fascinating menace

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life-of-a-latin-student:

Alternate title for Homer’s Iliad?

Of Mycenaean Men

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polyglotinprogress:

okay so I picked up this book and my first thought was 

why would I Polish my German that would be counter-productive I want to German my German 

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Oh my god I hope some of you have read Brandon Sanderson’s Stormlight Archive books so you can truly appreciate how terrible my ensuing joke is

What do the Stormlight peoples call their children’s mud pies?


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regenderate:

aetolianartemis:

I want to make a queer cafe. A safe zone with cute things like identifying braclets and name tags that come with drink and food orders. Menu items named things like “The Non-binary Bean” or “The Aceflux Cocoa”. Like queer poetry and book reading sessions meant to uplift and encourage the customers.

can you call it the gender beanery please

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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lyxdelsic:

for a balanced diet remember to eat plenty of scales,weights, and abacuses

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genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

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catvincent:

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I LOVE this. Best Vine I’ve seen.

The Monarch’s hive between missions

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