Posts Tagged: puns

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mrmanager:

pawcific rim

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shakespearesaladstyle:

Not that I loved Caesar less but that I loved Thousand Island more.

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  • Question: where can i get more ethical meth? my dealer is racist as fuck and i don't feel comfortable giving her money knowing that - Anonymous
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    yoisthisracist:

    I’M NOT FAMILIAR WITH ALL THE METHICS OF THE SITUATION LOL

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spangefucker:

spangefucker:

yeah but…. what’s the point of using slurs

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besturlonhere:

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

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hegel-hey:

young adult novel about hemophilia in russian royal families called the fault in our tsars. 

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wetmyplants:

beemovieruinedmylife:

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jesuschristvevo:

what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2

BEE MOVIE 2: PLAN BEE

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the url makes this post

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penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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pinstripehourglass:

and the rocket’s red glare

bob-ombs bursting in air

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