Posts Tagged: omg

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"We were shooting a scene and Chris Evans is in front of me, and Anthony Mackie is there, and she (Scarlett Johansson) is sitting next to me … I hadn’t eaten anything so my stomach started like really turning in the car. And she’s like “What’s the matter man, like are you hungry or something?” And I’m like “Yeah, I’m starving, I didn’t get to eat.” And she starts screaming out “Max is really hungry! Max is REALLY hungry, he wants a sandwich — what do you want?” I’m like “Why are you screaming like that?” “He wants a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!” She starts screaming so hard, I’m like WHY is she doing this? And then the sandwich comes and she … eats more than half of the sandwich. And I’m like “So, it was really…?” “I didn’t wanna say that I was hungry, so it was just easier if I tell everybody that you’re hungry."

- Max Hernandez on how Scarlett Johansson ordered him a sandwich and then promptly ate most of it - Source: Variety Latino (via ajacquelineofalltrades)

THE BLACK WIDOW AT WORK (via texts-from-the-bus)

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courfeyrac-aroundthexmastree:

do you ever stop and think about how high school musical and breaking bad take place in the same town

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megaparsecs:

ian mckellan and patrick stewart are so drift compatible that they’ve probably been piloting a jaeger for years and we just don’t know about it 

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  • Question: the friendzone??? what about the frozone???? do you know how cold it is here??? hypothermia - Anonymous
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    ineedmasculism:

    HONEY? WHERE’S MY SUPERSUIT???

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kendrawcandraw:

fridamoonbeam:

kendrawcandraw:

I literally don’t know and this has definitely been done before

I’m so sorry

He’s closer to like the 95 year old virgin

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lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

Yo, listen, we have a term for adult fans of My Little Pony. I think you can squeeze “cis” into your vocabulary.

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nssndrma:

troopers literally have the best butts in dci
like it’s not just a handful of great butts
literally everyone in that corps has a fantastic ass

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