Posts Tagged: memes

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sharkchunks:

tranxio:

"average person hath borne me on his back 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person hath borne me on his back 0 times. Alas, poor Yorick, who hath borne me on his back a thousand times, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

This is the most brilliant one of these things I’ve ever seen.

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awez-im-gohst:

she’s beauty & she’s grace

she’s mrs. norma bates

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and electrocute myself.

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wetmyplants:

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jesuschristvevo:

what if people who havent seen bee movie get curious because of all the posts about it on tumblr and watch it and then the sales for bee movie go up out of nowhere and they get enough money to make bee movie 2

BEE MOVIE 2: PLAN BEE

no

the url makes this post

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sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

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"Prince explained that the next song, “This Could Be Us,” was inspired by a meme of him and Apollonia riding on a motorcycle, clearly a scene taken from the 1984 movie “Purple Rain.” It’s a joyful ballad with some ecstatic Prince vocalizing."

- This could be us but you playin has led to a Prince song.  The internet has done its best.  Game over. (via jessica-messica)

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thelittlequeerdeer:

gender: none binary w left beef

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swampmaiden:

medusa, the fearsome georgon, who lives in a cave and turns 10,000 men to stone each day

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