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Posts Tagged: makeup

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

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sosuperawesome:

tauart

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girljanitor:

redandblueeye2:

h31r0fd00m:

P S FUCKING A
SEE THIS NAIL POLISH? YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN IT IN HOT TOPIC.
STOP USING IT.
THIS SHIT CONTAINS LEAD
I’M PRETTY SURE THEY STOPPED SELLING IT (I CAN’T FIND IT ON THEIR SITE) BUT IN CASE YOU DO OWN SOME OF THIS STUFF (IT’S USUALLY CHEAP OR ON SALE).
DON’T USE IT.
LEAD
I WAS BITING MY NAILS WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT MONTHS AGO
JUST STOP

THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I HAVE A TON OF THIS SHIT WHAT

I checked it out and it’s the Blackheart line of nail polishes that look like this:

they have the warning on their website:



What the shit?! How the fuck do they get around all the lead regulations?!

girljanitor:

redandblueeye2:

h31r0fd00m:

P S FUCKING A

SEE THIS NAIL POLISH? YOU’VE PROBABLY SEEN IT IN HOT TOPIC.

STOP USING IT.

THIS SHIT CONTAINS LEAD

I’M PRETTY SURE THEY STOPPED SELLING IT (I CAN’T FIND IT ON THEIR SITE) BUT IN CASE YOU DO OWN SOME OF THIS STUFF (IT’S USUALLY CHEAP OR ON SALE).

DON’T USE IT.

LEAD

I WAS BITING MY NAILS WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT MONTHS AGO

JUST STOP

THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I HAVE A TON OF THIS SHIT
WHAT

I checked it out and it’s the Blackheart line of nail polishes that look like this:

image

they have the warning on their website:

image

image

What the shit?! How the fuck do they get around all the lead regulations?!

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Face Off 4x01: “Make it Reign”

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miss-siren:

miss-siren:

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No makeup makes you look nearly as gorgeous as the blood of your enemies smeared across your face.

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fancypaintingsofglass:

neverhadmuchtosay:

thankyouforyourcooperation:

atomicchickenfluff:

every time I am reminded he used to be a make up artist, my life gets a little better.

He what. How did I not know this. The sound I just made doesn’t not translate into text accurately.

:O

I love how in the last gif he is like “wait no what the fuck am i saying”

In my mind Hawkeye does all of Black Widow’s makeup for her because it is just not really her thing.

But seriously.

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gorgonetta:

[A comic in which one is urged never to leave the house without lipstick, because one can use it to mark one’s territory in new environments…such as one’s wineglass, or an attractive person]

rossmcbitchface:

sketchlavie:

rossmcbitchface:

madeleineishere:

make up tips


AUNTIE OVER HERE

so if I manage to kiss RA, then, he’s part of my territory? *my demon talking*

I think you’d have to fight a lot of other people to get that smooch though.

IDK how I missed this before but it is classic and the best idea.

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sageoflogic:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

plightforexistence:

ratchetfaineemae:

St. Patrick’s Eyes and Lips of Gold | Faineemae
This is my entry for the Coastal Scents St. Patrick’s Day Make-up Contest. If you want to support me, click here and like their page then like my photo! :)
Disclaimer: This is in no way mocking the Irish culture nor is my attention to appropriate it. This is not a costume in anyway, shape or form. This is simply expressing the holiday of St. Patrick’s day and I deeply apologize if anyone is offended. 

This is amazing omg.
Go vote for her guyss. 

Ainee is a boss.

Indeed

Perfect timing of this showing up on my dash with what I just posted… 
I’m pretty sure this is more legitimately Irish than 99% of the shit that will go down today.

sageoflogic:

danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon:

plightforexistence:

ratchetfaineemae:

St. Patrick’s Eyes and Lips of Gold | Faineemae

This is my entry for the Coastal Scents St. Patrick’s Day Make-up Contest. If you want to support me, click here and like their page then like my photo! :)

Disclaimer: This is in no way mocking the Irish culture nor is my attention to appropriate it. This is not a costume in anyway, shape or form. This is simply expressing the holiday of St. Patrick’s day and I deeply apologize if anyone is offended. 

This is amazing omg.

Go vote for her guyss. 

Ainee is a boss.

Indeed

Perfect timing of this showing up on my dash with what I just posted… 

I’m pretty sure this is more legitimately Irish than 99% of the shit that will go down today.

Source: faineemae