SOMEHOW I WAS A JUDGMENTAL, OPINIONATED-ABOUT-ART BITCHY QUEEN ON TWITTER ALL DAY
EVEN GOT FEATURED ON A DAILY PAGE
AND NOBODY GOT INSULTED
OR PICKED A FIGHT BACK
IT WAS EXCELLENT
I AM SURE POINS CAN ATTEST TO MY HARRASSMENT AND IF YOU DOUBT HER THEN JUST GO HANG OUT AT HER CAMPUS WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY 150 SHIRTLESS MOSTLY IN-SHAPE AND MUSICALLY-INCLINED DUDES HANGING OUT
the things I know, man
the things i know