SOMEHOW I WAS A JUDGMENTAL, OPINIONATED-ABOUT-ART BITCHY QUEEN ON TWITTER ALL DAY

EVEN GOT FEATURED ON A DAILY PAGE

AND NOBODY GOT INSULTED

OR PICKED A FIGHT BACK

IT WAS EXCELLENT

I AM SURE POINS CAN ATTEST TO MY HARRASSMENT AND IF YOU DOUBT HER THEN JUST GO HANG OUT AT HER CAMPUS WHERE THERE ARE CURRENTLY 150 SHIRTLESS MOSTLY IN-SHAPE AND MUSICALLY-INCLINED DUDES HANGING OUT

the things I know, man

the things i know