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Posts Tagged: chris evans

cutiebatch:

oceaninwinter:

“It was basically Chris Evans’ ability to mime throwing and catching that shield that made it work.”

this is AWESOME

CGI does fucking amazing things.

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alphalewolf:

I just love how Chris really looks like he’s struggling to do a single push-up when I know he can do like 100 in his sleep.

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“Captain America has no business being on this squad, I mean he’s just like ‘Come on, guys!’ Iron Man is shooting f**king missiles and Thor is calling out lightning and Hulk is ripping apart jets and I’m like, taking the stairs.” [x]

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The Avengers: A Documentary 

In theatres now

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castayel:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND ITTHE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME
It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.
Just look at this shit.
If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…

oh

oh

Spit all over my screen

consult-detect-solve:

castayel:

chocoboco:

thehurminator:

I FOUND IT

THE BEST PAINTING OF ALL TIME

It’s called Adam and Eve (or something along those lines, there’s two versions and it’s translated) and the first time I saw it I couldn’t stop laughing for a solid five minutes.

Just look at this shit.

If you just glance at it, it looks like God is flipping off Adam and Eve.

Then you have Adam here like “Hey man, why are you so pissed at me, its all her fault.”

Meanwhile the animals look like someone took a candid photo with a really bright camera flash, even though this was painted in 1623.

The horse is stoned as hell.

Even the babies with God have no clue what is going on, this kid is confused as fuck.

Also, motherfuckin’ flying baby heads because why the hell not.

Like it’s so random the entire rest of the painting is like “what the fuck is this shit.”

Best painting ever.

THE FLYING BABY HEADS HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

wait where have I seen that Adam pose before…

oh

oh

Spit all over my screen

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Source: thehurminator

exeters:

Chris Evans Supports Obama

“I-I— It’s not even about—again, not to go down this road too far— it’s NOT EVEN ABOUT his political stance, it’s about his approach to political discussions. He has a demeanor and a way of speaking that is patient; he’s calculated — he listens, and it’s about compromise… I think he has his opinions and his views, but he has a way of making you feel heard and finding a middle-ground. I just respect his approach to problem-solving so massively, and for these times where EVERYONE has an opinion and lines are blurred as to what is right and wrong, you need someone who can come to the table with patience, with a rational approach and the ability to find a compromise. And to this day, I have not seen a politician bring that to the table more than he has.

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futsin:

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the-cellist-in-portland:

Did you know: Chris Evans gets panic attacks. Yes, he does. This is one reason why he’s very private and didn’t really do any meet-and-greets on the Avengers’ sets.

It amazes and inspired me that a man who does what he does can do it, even with an anxiety disorder. You go, Chris.

This is why I get so upset when I hear negative comments about Chris and how he doesn’t seem as out-going as the rest of the Avengers cast. I remember hearing people complain about how he’s ‘rude’ and the like and it’s sad, because I highly doubt he intends to come off that way, he’s just more reserved than the others.

I remember hearing once that he actually went to seek psychiatric help before accepting the role of Captain America because of how anxious he felt regarding it. As well as the fact that he already played another Marvel superhero and he was concerned how comic fans would react to his playing another hero in that universe.

Just because someone’s in the entertainment industry doesn’t mean they’re going to be incredibly outgoing off camera just as much as they appear to be on camera. Some people just really enjoy acting; they’re not the characters they portray nor are they like their costars nor are they going to be incredibly outgoing because of their choice of career.

Now I’m really starting to root for this guy. Because, well. I kind of get the point more accurately than I wish I did.

Yeah, he’s described a few instances where his anxiety has gotten him. Failed auditions, bad experiences at panels or on the carpet, interviews fallen apart because he fixates on something. One of the reasons why he’s my favorite of the Avengers cast is because empathy.   

Aw man. Just went up in my cool book for doing what he does while still coping with an issue like that.

Being another Chris that deals anxiety in filmmaking, I can say even from my minor experiences it’s unforgettably scary and rough to be on a set with a ton of people you have to be awesome to (or your career’s toast) and yet inside you can’t stop the feeling.

Kudos to this guy.

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peggypotts:

Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers

#this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter one of his old friends from before #and at first he doesn’t recognize him because the man is short and wrinkled and old #but then he looks into his eyes #and they’re a little more worn and a little more sad #but he knows those eyes #and he remembers the laughter that used to play in those eyes #and when the man recognizes him #at first it’s awkward and uncomfortable #because how do you tell what would be an old friend that you’re just like you were when he last saw you #seventy years ago #but then he just gives you this small grin #and he’s got that same laughter in his eyes #and he says ‘long time no see huh rogers’ #and then for just a couple of minutes they’re laughing and talking as if nothing ever happened #as if seventy years hadn’t happened #and in the back of his head steve knows that it’s not the same and that it should be weird #but just for a few minutes#he lets himself forget #lets himself pretend #and just for a few minutes #the future isn’t so bad

fandom why do you crave my tears

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kira3484:

Soooo this just came up on my dashboard…

kira3484:

Soooo this just came up on my dashboard…

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