People tell me I apologize too much. I’m not going to stop doing it. Because,

1) Sometimes I am actively a bitch and I own that title. I mean people will call me that to insult me and I’m likeyou’re damn straight I’m mouthy and you’re gonna shut the fuck up and learn some facts.

2) Sometimes I am inactively a bitch and it’s because I don’t know how to communicate well. I have trouble deciphering when how informal is “friendly” and how informal is inappropriate professionally. Sometimes this is because I enjoy being ridiculous so I usually blow through the line like a truck in Convoy.

3) IF GEEKS CAN’T ARGUE PEDANTICALLY ABOUT DETAILS THEN WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE

Basically what I’m saying is I will always apologize if I come off as rude, but I will never apologize for the facts.

And if you want to argue about Indiana Jones then here let me give you my cell phone number and street address and my locker combination