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amomenttoflove:

This is the species that invented space flight

(via xupz)

Source: starlightinherveins
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why do people put indiana jones in flight jackets

what the hell

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apparently hometown also got on huffpo national news for stirring up some rather pomo political debate.

…in a newspaper i’ve never before heard of in my life

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aw man my hometown ballet is putting on Aida next week

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(via cheslounge)

Source: bustedbitmap
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HEY FX YOU MAYBE NOT WANNA SHOW A HORROR AD WITH PARASITIC WORMS CRAWLING INTO PEOPLE’S IRISES?

FUCK YOU

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holy shit The Americans is just so good

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yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

(via blackaddergoesnorth)

Source: yourmediahasproblems