THAT PLACE WHERE I POST THINGS

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My roommate, who is too much of a fuckass to take her keys anywhere, just pounded on the door until I got out of the shower to let her in

It is now 1 am and she hasn’t been home all day and she just LEFT AGAIN and I’m pretty sure the dog is chewing up her leather hides

I would give a fuck but I think she needs to learn some lessons about being responsible

so

no

I’m going to take a shower. I feel gross (fuck this crap, it wasn’t even that muggy today)

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

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I’m going to be up late, I slept in and just polished off a massive mountain dew, but who the fuck cares because I’m not actually getting much work done

someone punch me please

my shins have been bothering me like crazy lately and i just want to punch a wall

The guy with the Indiana Jones-esque bag and hat is outside my window again*.

HE’S A GHOST TOURS GUIDE

although this explains the… disaccurate ensemble. (The bag strap, for starters, and it’s too dark for me to see the hat. He’s got a vest on though, no jacket [i don’t blame him though it’s balls hot, even at 10:30 at night], and he might be wearing jodphurs [the poofy leg kind, not the horse-riding kind].) 

*what was the last sighting, like, st. paddy’s weekend?

patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me

you are the first five minutes of supernatural

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Apparently Yahoo shat another brick on its Flickr users today, just in case we were all under the sparkling delusion that this won’t eventually go the way the LJSixApart sale went