February 2012
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I'm getting to be a judgmental bitch about...
And I don’t even care?
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WatchOkay, hipsters bother the fuck out of me. I find them to be very stuck-up sort of neo-hippies. They’re pro-environment and pro-rights and stuff but only if they can feel superior about it. But that’s not everything… I can’t put my finger on it.
Here’s the part that frustrates me: if they were one half of a Venn diagram and I were the other, there would be a lot of...
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It occurs to me,
while looking at those Psych gifs with John Rhys Davies, that if they made the fifth Indiana Jones where Indy and Sallah just sit around at a retirement party shooting the shit with everybody (Marion and Short Round and Willie and everyone else), I would watch it probably 1000% more than Crystal Skull.
And I like Crystal Skull these days.
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Deaf student may not be able to graduate with... →
iamateenagefeminist:
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iamateenagefeminist:
This is taking place at my school and I am furious. Under the American with Disabilities Act any school district (with the exception of a deaf school) that hires her will have to provide an interpreter. It’s ridiculous that the school is not allowing her to have an interpreter in the classroom when she will have one while she is...
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George Lucas and Steven Spielberg agreed to create the Indiana Jones series while building a sandcastle in Hawaii.
I always wonder what beach this occurred on.
Waikiki? When was Turtle Bay opened? Not on Oahu? (I know they ended up filming some spots on Kauai for Raiders.) I just like to consider the historicality of places when I visit them, you get this really world-closing sense of…...
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So that was terrifying...
watching a Cold Case episode about neonazis and knowing that I’ve met people online who follow that logic.
Between tumblr social justice blogs that bring idioic statements out of the woodwork worse than cockroaches in a tropical environment, and reddit’s amazing board of posters… well, it’s been an interesting year for me, let’s just say that.
I think it may be...
Lesbian Denied Communion By Priest Who Quits In... →
goodreasonnews:
murphysbride:
Way to practice that universal love and peace y’all supposedly preach about.
Catholicism.
This is essentially why, to my surprise, we ended up not having a Catholic mass for my grandpa’s funeral. Even though he and my grandma were both very active Catholics, the fact that we were extremely limited in the readings, the music, even the fucking program...
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Point Mutations.: Raiders of the Lost Ark: Story... →
msindyjones:
The following is the first page of George Lucas’s handwritten story treatment of Indiana Jones based on his story conference with Steven Spielberg and Lawrence Kasdan. written 1/25/1978.
Indiana Jones is a PhD archaeologist and an anthropologist. He is a professor at a small Eastern college and is a respected authority in his field, although he is only thirty eight years old. He...
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So now I'm watching Troy...
let me first state that I am not up on my Greek/Roman history as much as I should be. Everyone else loves them so much and I kind of hate how much focus there is on them as a result. Regardless.
I have read the Odyssey, I have never read the Illiad. So what I know about Troy is basically: Helen, Achilles, city of Troy, possibly Trojan horse but possibly not because I might be mixing story...
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Zoe Saldana is in Pirates, too?!
I am totes jealous. Uhura AND a pirate.
BTW I think they should have included her character again after the first one, there was really no reason for dropping her (unless I guess she was roped in for filming Star Trek and Avatar already… which I doubt?).
Also-also I’ve totally been on a pirate kick for like two weeks. I miss the Carolinas and that coastline. I miss my pirate hat and...
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WatchBasically the entirety of why this man is my favorite composer. Little Shop, Newsies, Little Mermaid.
I also DID NOT KNOW he was doing Mirror Mirror?! I AM SO EXCITED! That’s the Tarsem Singh one, right?
Also hilarious that his whole family is dentists and he was planning to be, then he ended up writing “Dentist” for Little Shop. We have a fair number of dentists in our family...
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Listening to my roommates chat...
“[nowadays] all of our towers [are phallic]”
(in reference to phallic imagery in worship idols) “well you know, if your crops didn’t grow…”
Yeah, look, I don’t know everything about ancient religions but 1) cell towers and clock towers and shit are not explicitly phallic imagery. a— they are secular, not religious, b— they are about being...
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Sometimes I hate my classmates.
All I want is a quiet space to work and get my shit done.
EVERY TIME they come in they just start yapping it up and the
first
thing
they do is flip all the fucking lights on.
BITCHES
YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM
TURN MY GODDAMN ROW OF LIGHTS OFF
Also remember Definitely Asshole? His deodorant smells like baby diapers. Not in a fecal manner, I guess, but still reminds me of it and...
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I think I just fell in love with Shawn Spencer
He just said he was a lobbyist to bring back light brown M&Ms.
<3
SOUL MATES
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Anonymous asked: Can you please share this "website where you could post-humously nominate people to become homosexuals after death"?
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oscarstardis:
shercockled:
so the star trek sequel is basically just benedict
derping
everywhere
STAR TREK 2: WHERE NO MAN HAS DERPED BEFORE
Jesuschristdamn I cannot wait for this movie already.
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gorgonetta:
Conned into pressing “play” on a recording of “Mambo Number 5,” I actually shouted “NO. That is bad” and shook my finger at Tumblr.
BAD. No treat.
Aaaaahahaha I love that song. My friend used to go to Waffle House and just before leaving, put $5 in the juke box and put that song on repeat.
All the Dayton Waffle House jukeboxes no longer have that song.
“That’s exactly what made America so different, we don’t have that colonial...”
– David Barton
HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!
What? Really?
I swear, some people will say anything.
(via greaterthanlapsed)
Also from the article: ” One of the things we often see with other militaries is they rule by intimidation, by threats, by terrorism really, they want to scare the dickens out of the...
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gorgonetta:
What the fuck is up with this “fun-size” Twix thing
These motherfuckers are shrinking every year
The package implies a proper 2” of Twix and when you open the package, it contains only 1.5” of Twix and that’s a generous assessment
I had to eat five of these little motherfuckers before I felt anything
Five
This is not “fun-size” by any standard
Where are my Strong Bad gifs...
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Watchmohandasgandhi:
kohenari:
In response to the Mormon practice of baptising dead Jews — including those who died in the Holocaust — Stephen Colbert circumcised all the dead Mormons by proxy on his show last night.
“Mormon tov!”
May Yaweh bless you, Stephen Colbert.
I just wanted to post this as an update to the debating-a-mormon-friend the other night. He disappeared from the discussion (on...
Remember when I said my roommate was doing dishes?
I don’t know what he was washing, but it wasn’t dishes.
Also, Roommate Dude #1 had his sister and her kids over again and THEY MADE SUCH A HUGE FUCKING MESS OF THE KITCHEN
AND ONCE AGAIN, DID NOT DO THE DISHES
There are like four bowls on the counter full of half-eaten brownies and ice cream
the dirty brownie dish from baking
the salad bowl WITH SALAD STILL IN IT
food scraps on...
When someone mentions your favourite actor/fandom:
timelordsinvadedhogwarts:
Me:
“Yes? I heard my life being mentioned?”
So I literally did this last week in class… I was halfway out the door when my professor started talking about this week’s assignment. “Indiana Jones” and “Tomb Raider” and I was just like JUST KIDDING I’M NOT ACTUALLY LEAVING NOW LOL
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