- 9 hours ago
- 10 hours ago
- 10 hours ago
MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS
CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.
OH SHIT OH SHIT
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- 11 hours ago
i’m starting to think i need to take a break from tumblr or even the internet. i already barely visit facebook. i just can’t deal with all the clickbait and polarized, sensationalist bullshit. i’m sick of it in real life (thanks, congress and national media) and i just seem to be seeing it everywhere online, too. and i do not fucking have the patience for it.
if it seems like i’ve been grumpy/angry and short-tempered lately because of it, i apologize for my rudeness and any hurt feelings i may have caused. i am trying to address this issue but i don’t have a solution yet.
- 1 day ago
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
i think you mean carcified
There were car crusades
There are car holy wars
There are cars debating religion of a higher car being
This world is fucked up
Honestly even the people that made these movies are like “no don’t think about this world too much it gets too weird”
OTOH Cars Land in DCA is some of the best Imagineering around, recentlySource: pyramidslayer
- 1 day ago
we’re watching firefly shindig again and it’s been a while since i’ve watched the series, just noting the way the atherton/inara thind is written. like, if being a companion is such a noble, expensive, worldly thing in the future, why is atherton trying to insult her by saying inara’s only good for sex? and why does she blush?
like, i get why people are frustrated. that’s all on the writers there. poor worldbuilding, if indeed their claims about companionship are as they say.
what the fuck, hemlock grove
we’re up to like three dead dudes and a dead kid boy on hemlock grove! of course, one of them was practically a tertiary or lower character, and the other two didn’t even have names, neither, i think, did the boy. so.
otoh we now have a high court cult chancellor who’s a woman to replace the writers’ killing practically all the females on the show so that’s exciting
- 2 days ago
don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like
woa flying cars
woa time travel
and now its just like
to die in some horrible apocalypse
says a lot about out cultural state of mind
"THE PURGE WILL COMMENCE IN 1 HOUR. ALL CRIME IS LEGAL."
how many different ways do i have to reblog this before people stop acting like society is going downhill based on this “evidence”
protip this is exactly how old people act
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